churroWhen patronizing a fast food drive-thru, the Shotgunner must proactively unwrap and prepare the driver’s food so that it can be eaten with minimal driving distraction. In cases of heavy traffic, it might even be necessary to hand feed french fries or hot churros to the driver. After engaging in this potentially emasculating behavior, however, the Shotgun rider will probably not let the driver order french fries or churros ever again.


What the hell is a Churro?